The joys of owning a house

[Farmboy]

So i get home tonite after visitin with some hillbillys and a hillbilliette and becky says the pump thingys arent workin and theres like 4 feet of water in the basement, well i cant swim so being a bit timid i slipped into my speedo and put on some arm floatys, i call em muscles  and made my way down to the basement. It turns out there is only a 1/2 inch of water so my speedo and arm floatys were a bit excessive, i did a lil investigative work and came to the conclusion that the cats must have bumped into the wires and caused the float on the sump pump not to come up far enough to trip the switch because the wires were holdin em down. Well thats what i have been workin on tonite got the sump pump pumpin and most of the water out of the basement again, cant wait for it to rain some more, dont want my basement to get to dry ya know. 

[hillbilly les]

oh crap im gitten visual     ahhhhhhh

[Krandall]

SPEED.... OHHHHHHHH  *poking myself in the eyes*

AHH!

[Farmboy]

u guys have know idea how good it looks on me, just imagine it, blaze orange and 4 sizes to small hahahaha