Just saw this car show on TV tonight. I must say, I literally laughed out loud on several occasions. I can't imagine how sweet it'd be to attend this one in person, but it's in California so I doubt it'll happen anytime soon. Anywho, it's basically a show that focuses on showing off the nastiest cars ever made, and having a ton of fun doing it.
http://www.concoursdlemons.com/index.html
At most Monterey venues, 20 dollars won't buy you the clap. At Concours d'LeMons, it gets you the weird, the fuggly, the cool, and the (probably deservedly) forgotten. Regrettably, this leaves no space for over-restored trailer queens, Hitler's 473rd Mercedes staff car, or row after row of red 308s. Sorry.
What else makes the CdL different? While you stroll Toro Park's tree-shaded lawn, logo-clad dorks will be plotzing from heat stroke at other shows. As you smugly tool down the backroads to get here, Lotuses will go supercritical waiting in line for Laguna. And as you sample the type of snacks favored by folks who think Gremlins are tasteful, you'll remember that shrimp platters and August are not a good mix.
Judges/Judging
Guaranteed to be unprofessional, inattentive, capricious, and subject to bribery. (Liquor and food seem to be favorites.) Satisfactory bribes will earn the "Ribbon of Dishonor," to be placed on the car's windshield. Don't like their decisions? Check your ticket--you're at the wrong car show.
This year the Concours d'LeMons has suckered several automotive world luminaries into being Guest Judges. They risk their reputation, you get to hob knob with big wigs, everyone has a good time. Guest Judges have included Peter Brock, Bill Warner (Amelia Island Concours founder), and Classic Motorsport publisher Tim Suddard. They all have accepted bribes in exchange for chinchy trohpies. More big names to come as soon as we can con them into it.
Classes
By Region of Origin
Rust Belt American Junk, pre '64
Rust Belt American Junk, '64-current
Unmitigated Gaul, pre-'70 For: Citroen Ami, Renault Caravelle, etc.
Award: The French Legion of Horror
Unmitigated Gaul, 1970-current For: LeCar, Citroen SM, Peugeot 604, etc.
Award: The French Legion of Horror
Rueful Britannia, pre '66
Award: The Royal Order of MOT Failure
Rueful Britannia, 1966-current
Award: The Royal Order of MOT Failure
Needlessly Complex Italian, pre '74
Award: Conoscete un Buon Meccanico? Plaque
Needlessly Complex Italian, 1974-current
Award: Conoscete un Buon Meccanico? Plaque
Der Self-SatisfiedKrauttenWagen, pre '70
Der Self-SatisfiedKrauttenWagen, 1970-current
Soul-Sucking Japanese Appliance, pre '70
Soul-Sucking Japanese Appliance, 1970-current
Swedish Meatballs, pre '74
Swedish Meatballs, 1974-current
Warsaw Pact, 1945-1990 For: Trabant, Wartburg, ZIL, Lada, etc.
Award: Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Medal for Most Glorious Achievement in Transportative Advancement for Use Upon Billiard-Smooth Highways as Are Uniformly to Be Found Inside Workers' Paradise
Special Collections
Volkswagen Bug Special Coachwork For: Beetles with Rolls treatment, 40 Ford treatment, Manx Buggies
Shag Van For: Carpeted, airbrushed makeout/molester vehicles
Wretched Rejects For: Any vehicle that has been refused admittance by a major concours (rejection letter must be displayed on the vehicle during the show)
Most Effluent For: All vehicles, show the judges your smog test results. The car with the highest emissions wins!
Terrible Twos For: Mustang II, Chevy II, Fury II
Battle of the Network Cars For: Knockoffs of KITT, Starsky's Torino, Miami Vice, A-Team, etc.
Carrozzeria Iacocca For: K-Cars and their zillion derivatives
Ill-Advised Kit Cars For: Laser 917, MiGi TF, Manta Mirage, etc
Award: Steaming Pile of Kit Trophy
Malcom's McLarens For: Bertone X1/9, Subaru 360, Yugo, Bricklin SV
Chronic Dick-Teague Syndrome For: AMC, 1964-1983
Most Eleganté For: Vintage neoclassics, Shaft-worthy pimpmobiles, Excaliburs, Zimmers
Bad(ge) Engineering For: Mercury Bobcats, Maserati TC's, El Dorado/Cutlass/Regals
Oil Burners For: 2-strokes and Diesels
Award: The Exxon Valdez Memorial Oil Slick
Awful Editions For: Levi's Gremlins, Shelby Omnis, Cosworth Vegas, Boss Pinto, etc.s
Art Cars
Sickest Sickle For: Oddball motorcycles, Norton Rotaries, CBXs, Ariel Square Fours, Zuki RE5s, monkey bikes, mini bikes, etc.
Triumphs of Engineering
OPEC I, 1970-77 For: Pinto, Pacer, Gremlin, Vega, etc.
OPEC II, 1978-88 For: Citation, Fairmont, Cadillac V8-6-4, etc.
Vacuum-Carb Era, 1973-1983 For: Cordoba, Mirada, Monza, etc.
Ass-Engine Sled, Hessian For: Beetle, Karmann-Ghia, VW Bus, Squareback, etc.
Ass-Engine Sled, Non-Hessian For: Fiat 600, Hillman Imp, Corvair, Dauphine, etc.
Special Awards
Worst in Show
Biggest Loser For: Car with largest percentage of value drop (MB S600, etc.)
Most Dangerous
WTF??? Award
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Wouldnt mind showing up in a 'creeper' car for this event :)